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国家气象局称 The National Weather Service
这次是本州有史以来最恶劣的一场暴风雪 is now calling this the worst ice storm in the State's history.
这可能与昨日经过地球轨道附近的 It could be linked to the recent asteroid cluster
流星群有关 that passed close to Earth's orbit just yesterday.
灭虫专家 灭虫专家 Exterminator. Exterminator.
灭虫专家 Exterminator!
（弗兰克灭虫队）
好的 Okay.
你好 我是弗兰克 有什么事吗 Hello, it's Frank. What's up?
我家墙里有异响 好像有动物 There are noises in my walls. Like an animal.
好的 可能是老鼠 女士 Yeah, a-ha, it's probably rats, ma'am.
我能帮你处理 请问怎么称呼 I can take care of that for you. What's your name?
（你叫海尔格）
我叫海尔格 My name is Helga.
好的 能告诉我地址吗 Awright, you got an address for me?
（你的地址是 南布鲁克林塞浦路斯巷114号 4号公寓）
南布鲁克林塞浦路斯巷114号 4号公寓 Apartment 4, 114 Cyprus Lane, South Brooklyn.
塞浦路斯114号 我们之前是不是联系过 114 Cyprus! Haven't I talked to you before?
你不是之前那个死了鹦鹉的女士吗 Ain't you that lady with the fucked up parrot?
我没养鹦鹉 I don't own a parrot.
好吧 我一会儿来 Okay, I'll see you soon.
马勒戈壁 Motherfucker!
谁啊 Who is it?
我是弗兰克 灭虫专家 快点帮我开门 It's Frank! The exterminator! Buzz me up, dammit.
开门？ Buzz?
对 按下通话机上的小按钮 Yeah! As in press the little button on the intercom
帮我开门 快点 外面冷死了 to buzz me up. Come on, it's freezing out here.
哦哦 等下 我帮你开门 Oh ya, ya. Oh wait, I buzz you.
我开门 I buzz.
妈的 这些人听说过电梯吗 Goddamn! People ever hear of an elevator.
你叫了“灭虫兄弟”来抢我的活儿？ You called the Bugbrothers out to re-do my job?
这是我的包区 不是“灭虫兄弟”的 This is my block, not the Bugbrothers.
他们都不是亲兄弟 They're not even actually brothers,
只是两个在牢里认识的保加利亚人 they're just two Bulgarian dudes who met in prison.
他们是罪犯 They're criminals!
会偷你的东西 They'll steal your shit.
而且偷奸耍滑 And they're recalcitrant!
他们连你的管道都没清理干净 They didn't even clean your ducts off properly.
我不知道那些脏东西是啥 I don't know what the fuck that mess is
但闻起来像屎一样 很恶心 but it smells like shit and it's disgusting.
啊… Ah, ya...
亲 有什么事吗 How can I help you, dear?
海尔格小姐 是你打电话说你家墙里有异响吧 Miss Helga, you called about the noises in your walls, right?
不不 不是我 Oh, no, no, no, not me.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
-墙里有异响 -嗯 There's a noise. Yeah.
我听到了 It's a noise alright.
那后面有人吗 Is someone back there?
那边有动静 There is noise.
天啊 不 Oh God! No!
嘘 Shhh!
是的 是的 你好 Ah, yes, yes, hello dear.
我家墙里有异响 There are noises in my walls.
四天前
《屋中异蛛》
（我的下一个受害者）
你好啊 小家伙 Hey there, little guy.
谁在哪儿 Who is there?
谁在里面 有人吗 Who's in there? Is somebody there?
我进来了 Coming in!
那小姑娘老是打烂东西 死性不改 That girl is always breaking things. Always!
不可能是夏洛特干的 甘特 There's no way Charlotte could have done that, Gunter.
储藏室上了两把锁呢 The store room's double padlocked.
你去把窗户修好 You fix that window!
甘特 我今天已经够忙了 I'm already pretty busy today, Gunter.
忙什么 忙着画漫画吗 Busy, what? Drawing your comic books?
我还得去检查锅炉 帮玛丽亚修水槽 I have to see the boiler and ah, fix Maria's sink,
还有垃圾压实机又烧断了保险丝 and the garbage compactor's blown a fuse again--
你喜欢这份活吗 Do you like this job?
嗯？你都不用交房租 这还不好吗 Ja? You pay no rent, this is good, ja?
当然很好 Definitely, yes, yes!
很好 那就去修窗户 Good! Then you can fix the window.
该死的 Goddammit!
夏洛特 Charlotte!
夏洛特 Charlotte?
夏洛特 Charlotte!
-夏洛特 -嘿 伊森 什么事 Charlotte? Hey Ethan, what's up?
-你有没有… -什么 Did you? What?
你今天有没有去你外婆的房间 Were you in your grandma's apartment today?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
有人打破了甘特储藏室的窗户 Well, somebody broke a window in Gunter's store room.
她的一个娃娃不见了 One of her dolls is missing.
我又不玩娃娃 I don't play with dolls.
我对甘特的玩具屋没兴趣 I have no interest in Gunter's dollhouse.
你怎么知道是玩具屋里的娃娃 How do you know it came from a doll's house?
瞎猜的 I don't.
别去招惹甘特 可以吗 Just stay away from Gunter for a while, yeah?
我得接下电话 I have to take this.
嗨 桑迪 Sandy, hi.
广告怎么样了 How'd the ads go?
伊森 进度很不错哦 Ethan! Great actually.
进展很顺利 整个团队都很兴奋 It's tracking really well. The team's all super excited.
说不出来你可能不信 但托比想把广告 You're not going to believe this but Toby wants to move it up
放在夏季的黄金时段播出 to one of the bigger release slots for the summer.
哇哦 Wow!
《霍比特人》：小说中有把精灵短刀叫刺叮剑(Sting)
我知道该叫你什么了 I know what we're going to call you.
就叫你“小刺叮” We're going to call you 'Sting'.
你觉得在月底前能完成吗 Do you think you can finish by the end of the month?
那只有一周了 That's... that's in a week!
如果让艾伦加入 他可以负责上色 I think if we bring in Alan, he can ink and colour,
而你负责画 我觉得时间完全… as you draw, then I think it's totally--
不 桑迪 我白天还要工作和照顾孩子 No, Sandy, I have a day job and a baby.
我都是在晚上赶作品 I'm working on this thing nights.
#蜘蛛#宠物#小刺叮#
夏洛特 Charlotte!
你去照顾下利亚姆 I need you to watch Liam.
为什么 Why?
因为他只有六个月大 会吃纸 Because he's six months old and he eats paper.
妈 拜托 Mum! Come on.
我已经照顾他上千个小时了 I've watched him for like a thousand hours already.
你只在我上厕所的时候 You watched him for precisely three minutes
照顾了他三分钟 while I was in the bathroom
我不会让你整天窝在房间里 and I'm not having you lying around in your room all day.
那样对身体不好 It's not healthy.
你态度能不能改改 And can you please change your attitude?
嗯 好多了 Yeah, that's better.
好了 我就在书房 非急事勿敲门 Alright, I'll be at my desk. Knock only if it's an emergency.
你脸色很差 吃早饭了吗 You look pale. Did you eat breakfast?
香蕉 吃吧 Banana! Eat it.
我就耽误10或20分钟 I'll be ten, maybe twenty.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
好吧 Alright...
你就是我的小祖宗 You are the bane of my existence.
你饿了吗 You hungry?
去啊 去吃吧 Go on, eat it!
我靠 Fuck! Fuck!
蟑螂吗 Cucaracha?
我讨厌这些虫子 I hate those things.
这是种虫害 It's an infestation,
而楼上那个破房东什么都不做 and that puta slumlord up there, she does nothing!
她真是又扣又讨厌 还很吓人 She's cheap. She's nasty, creepy, and cheap.
好了 我这儿搞定了 Alright, I'm all done here.
哦 不 你可怜的娃 Oh no! Your poor little pollito!
希望他没事 I hope he's okay.
他肯定没事 Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
小孩子很经折腾 Kid's are basically made of rubber.
不管什么事都能恢复过来 They'll bounce back from anything.
抱歉 玛丽亚 我… I'm sorry, Maria. I...
没关系 It's okay.
但我要告诉你一点 大兄弟 But I'm going to tell you something, Cabrone.
你是身在福中不知福 You don't know how lucky you are.
赶紧回家 抱抱你可爱的崽崽们 Now go home, and hug those beautiful children of yours.
好 Okay.
这是你的求食信号 That's your feeding whistle.
表示你饿了 That means you're hungry.
牛逼 Cool!
该死的 Damn it!
好了 进去吧 Alright, here we go.
-嗨 -抱着孩子 Yeah. Hi. Take baby.
怎么样了 How'd it go?
待会再说 我得去哄妈妈睡觉了 I'll tell you later, I gotta go put Mum to bed.
-我也很高兴见到你 -爱你哟 Nice to see you, too. Love you.
嘿 妈妈 Hey, Mum.
姨妈 Aunty?
你们在看什么 What are you guys watching?
妈妈 要去睡觉了吗 Are you ready for bed, Mum?
哦 Oh!
最上面的抽屉里有一件毛衣 In the top drawer there is a wool sweater.
是给你宝贝女儿的 It's for your baby girl.
你给夏洛特织了件毛衣？ You made a sweater for Charlotte?
你真贴心 That's very sweet.
用来过冬的 It's for the winter.
现在太冷了 It's very cold now.
嗯 确实 Hmm, it sure is.
你该见见我闺女 You should meet my daughter.
我很乐意 Yeah, I'd like that.
《尖牙少女》
（作者：夏洛特·克劳斯）
（画师：伊森·米勒）
该死 Oh, goddammit!
夏洛特 我的卷笔刀呢 Charlotte! Where's my sharpener?
夏洛特 Charlotte!
夏洛… Char--
等下 Wait!
我有好消息告诉你 I've got some good news for you.
什么好消息 What is it?
出版商加印了四万五千本 Publisher's printing 45,000 extra copies.
你的漫画书要火了 Your comic book's going to become like a mainstream thing.
-真的吗 -真的 Really? Yeah, really.
我能看看你目前的进度吗 Can I see what you've done so far?
不行 现在还很粗糙 Well no, I mean it's still rough and--
拜托 别那么没劲 让我看看呗 Come on! Don't be a lamo. Let me see.
好吧 过来吧 坐下 Okay, come on. Take a seat.
画得很棒 It's cool.
-小心别弄脏了 -好 Careful of smudges. Yeah.
我喜欢你用圆圈来突显重点 I love how you use circles for the highlights.
谢谢 Thank you.
这些电流看起来酷毙了 The electricity here looks really cool.
弯弯扭扭的 It's all curved.
你不觉得他看起来太坏了吗 Don't you think he looks too evil though?
这个教授角色 I mean, the Professor character's
以我爸为原型 但他并不坏 kinda based on my dad, and he's not evil.
对哦 铅笔呢 小机灵鬼 Right, where's the pencil, smartarse?
不如你教教我该怎么画 Why don't you show me how it's done?
我会在眼镜下面加上眼睛 I'd add eyes under the glasses,
这样就能传递出更多的情感 so you can see more emotion, you know?
你什么时候变得这么专业了 When did you become such a pro?
这叫天赋 I'm just naturally gifted.
嘿 二位 Hey, you two.
该吃晚饭了 你想摆饭桌吗 It's time for dinner. Do you want to set the table Shahshah?
那一刻很美好 That was a nice little moment.
谢谢你 我很需要这个 Thank you, I needed that.
你真美 You're so beautiful.
你美得冒泡 You are so beautiful!
这是我的英语故事 This is my English story!
我都没听懂 I'm so confused.
这是我的英语故事 我写的 This is my English story. I wrote it.
-你写的？ -对 我写的 You wrote it? Yes, I wrote this.
夏洛特 Charlotte?
你擅闯寝宫 Trespassing!
我只是来看看女王陛下是否准备就寝 Just making sure her majesty is tucked in and ready for bed.
女王陛下已准备就寝 Her majesty is.
真希望女王陛下不要就寝 I really wish her majesty wouldn't do that,
因为她可能会再次弄坏床 because her majesty might break the bed again.
女王陛下的内心对此毫无波澜 Her majesty notes your concern with indifference.
你的那些新草图画得很好 You know those new sketches of yours are really good.
造型 交叉影线 非常出色 The posing, the cross-hatching, it's great work.
谢谢 Thanks.
你觉得我能不能… Do you think I could, ah...
能不能窃取你大蜘蛛的创意 Do you think I could steal the giant spider idea?
用在漫画书里 For the book?
可以 Okay.
但你欠我一块巧克力 But you owe me chocolate.
成交 Deal.
还有90%的利润 And 90 percent of the profit.
那可不成 No deal.
我真的为你感到骄傲 You know, I'm really proud of you.
我可能很少对你说 I probably don't say that to you enough.
我爱你 I love you.
很爱很爱你 I really do.
你是不是喝多了 Have you been drinking?
只是喝到刚好能让我说心里话 Just enough to keep me honest.
-我能问你件事吗 -当然 随便问 Can I ask you something? Sure, anything.
你是不是擦掉了我今天 Did you erase those pencil changes
在教授眼镜上做的修改 I made to the Professor's glasses today?
是的 对不起 I did, I'm sorry.
我只是觉得这样看起来更酷 I just thought that it looked cooler the way it was.
没关系 我不介意你改了 It's okay. I don't mind that you changed them.
如果你不喜欢我的想法 就不要假装喜欢 Just don't pretend like you like my ideas if you don't.
晚安 伊森 Night, Ethan.
晚安 夏洛特 Goodnight, Charlotte.
做个好梦 Sleep tight.
你听说过蜘蛛会飞吗 Did you hear that spiders can fly?
伊森 麻烦把抹布给我 Cloth please, Ethan.
它们利用风力可以远行数百英里 They use wind systems to travel hundreds of miles apparently.
-给 -谢谢 亲爱的 Here. Thanks, honey.
30分钟后我要接个电话 I've got a call in 30 minutes,
现在我得换身衣服 and now I have to change my shirt.
-你还能带他一下吗 -今早吗 Are you still okay to take him? This morning?
它们的血是蓝色的 And they have blue blood!
对 我整个早上都要接客户电话 Yeah, I have client calls all morning.
是不是很离谱 Isn't that crazy?
今天下午就截止了 Deadline this afternoon.
-全是蓝的 -行 知道了 It's totally blue! Yep, yep, copy that.
我知道你也有截稿日期 但… I know you have your deadline as well, but...
他上周吃了油漆 Last week he ate paint!
这娃一不留神就会把自己搞死 We can't trust him not to try and kill himself.
到底有没人有听我说话 Is anyone even listening to me?
我在听 我在听 蓝血 蓝血 Yes, I am, I am. Blue blood, blue blood.
算了吧 Ah, forget it!
今天别忘了穿外婆给你的新毛衣 Don't forget to wear Grandma's new sweater today.
没门 那会让我得癌症的 No way, that's going to give me cancer.
樟脑丸 她认为这东西会致癌 Mothballs! She thinks they're carcinogenic.
什么态度嘛 What's with the attitude?
我想她还在为教授眼镜的事生气 I think she's still pissed about Professor's glasses.
她早就不在意了 Oh, she got over that.
那可说不准 我觉得我搞砸了 I'm not so sure, I think I really messed up.
都是一幅完美老爸的画害的 And now it's all because of a drawing of a perfect dad.
他丢下我们 连话都没怎么跟她说 He left us and he hardly even talks to her.
他算哪门子完美 How is he perfect?
每次我想跟她交流 她都会后退两步 Every time I try and connect she takes two steps back.
你想想 家里添了个新宝宝 Think about it, there's a new baby in the house.
你压力很大 又很疏远 You're stressed and distant,
她可能只是觉得你会临阵脱逃 she probably just thinks you're going to bail.
不是吧 Oh, come on--
你知道你对她有多重要吗 Do you have any idea how much you mean to her?
她学你说话 学你穿着 She talks like you, she dresses like you,
跟你看一样的书 she reads the same books as you.
在你走进她的生活后 她才开始画画 She didn't even start drawing until you came into her life,
仿佛这就是她的全部 and now it is like all she does.
你是她的大英雄 You're her biggest hero, alright?
你需要什么 路线图吗 What do you need, a roadmap?
嗯 Yeah.
-我也不知道 -好吧 I don't know Alright...
说到教授 我们什么时候告诉她 Speaking of the Professor, when are we going to tell her?
我们不能一直演戏 We can't keep pretending.
那家伙都回来多久了 I mean the guy's been back how long now?
是 是 我知道 Yeah! Yeah, I know, alright?
能让我自己抽空处理吗 Can I just deal with that on my own time?
现在我得准备开会了 Right now I have to get ready for a meeting, ah...
-你能收拾下这里吗 -嗯哼 Can you take over here? -A-ha.
嘿 小家伙 Hey, little buddy.
好吧 靠 Okay. Fuck!
对 如果我们用后面的部分 Yeah, I think if we work with the back section
来保住正面 依然可以满足 to keep the facade, we can still satisfy, you know,
所有的环保要求 all the conservation requirements.
是的 没错 Yeah, totally.
好的… Alright...
桑迪 嗯 我知道我落后了几页 Sandy yes, yes, I know I'm a few pages behind,
但我今天结束之前能多给你一些 but you'll have more by the end of the day.
说话这会儿我都画着呢 I am literally drawing as we speak.
好的 晚点再聊 Okay, chat later.
不 No!
苍天啊 这到底发生了什么 Sweet Jesus! What the hell happened to him?
老鼠 Rats.
老鼠？ Rats?
我觉得老鼠没这能耐 I don't think a rat's going to do that.
-去打给弗兰克 -谁 You call Frank. Who?
灭虫专家 The exterminator.
谁啊 Yeah, hello?
喂 是不是你打电话说鹦鹉死了 Yo, you the one that called me about a dead parrot?
这鸟死得也太惨了 That's one seriously fucked up bird.
就像试图和搅拌机爱爱一样 Looks like it tried to have sex with a blender.
真凶的个头很小 Hmm, whatever did this was small.
是从内部攻击的 Attacked from the inside,
这个可怜的小东西想挤出栅栏 and this poor motherfucker tried to squeeze through the bars.
会是老鼠吗 Could it be rats?
不是 No.
绝对不是 Hell, no!
老鼠吃东西之前不会溶解食物 Rats don't melt their food before they eat it.
拿射钉枪干嘛 What's with the nail gun?
防护措施 Protection.
防什么 From what?
这是纽约 你说防什么 It's New York, man. Take your pick.
你觉得是从通风道出来的？ You think it came out of the air duct?
是的 Yeah, man.
我要烟熏整栋大楼 I'm going to have to smoke this whole damn building.
嘿 大婶 Hey, Grandma?
我要找出是什么杀死了你的鸟宝宝 I'm going to find out whatever killed your little feather baby
找出来之后 我会消灭它 and when I do, I'm going to exterminate its ass!
他是谁啊 Who's he?
你会模仿 You're a mimic.
樟脑丸 Mothball.
哇 你大了这么多 Wow! You're a lot bigger.
太棒了 Awesome!
它会形成一种消化液 It will then form a digestive fluid
直接注入猎物的体内 directly into the body of the captured creature,
将其溶解液化 以便进食 in order to liquify its meat before it starts to feed.
蜘蛛咬伤会使猎物暂时麻痹 The spider bite will paralyse its prey temporarily,
因为它喜欢吃活物 because it likes to feed on living flesh.
所以你被吃的时候 其实还活着 So when it eats you, you are alive.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 Hey?
你的鱼怎么都这么害怕 Hey, why your fish all scared?
请别这样 Please don't do that.
就算是最微小的化学变化 Even the slightest change in their chemical makeup
也会影响我的研究 could interfere with my work.
是什么研究 What kind of work would that be?
我在研究它们胰腺β细胞的再生能力 I am studying their ability to regrow pancreatic beta cells.
哦 Oh!
你在厨房搞研究？ You can do that in your kitchen?
你可以笑 但我这项研究可以拯救很多生命 You can laugh, but this work that I do could save many lives.
好吧 Yeah.
不过鱼就倒霉了 Bad luck for the fish though.
你还要弄多久 How long will this take?
我差不多弄完了 I think I finished.
对 如果你能把计划发我 Yeah, if you could just send me through the plan,
那会容易的多 不 我明天就可以还你 that'll be easy, no, I can get it back to you tomorrow.
你有哪个插件 最新的那个吗 Which plug-in do you have? The newest one?
我觉得罗伯特的插件更好用 I think that Robert's a much stronger choice.
2D的效果图要好得多 It's just the renderings are way better in 2D.
还有其他信息 There's more information.
太好了 Well that's great,
那我们就可以直接发给工程师了 then we can just send it right out to the engineers...
别在我房间里乱喷 Don't spray in my room.
嘿 Hey.
这是你的房间吗 This your room?
我这里不需要你喷药 I don't need a spray in here.
小刺叮不喜欢 Sting won't like it.
小刺叮？ 是谁啊 你的宠物小猫咪吗 Sting!? Who's that? Your little pet kitty cat or something?
不是 No.
宠物蜘蛛 Pet spider.
蜘蛛？ Spider?
那我就不确定了 Hmm, I don't know about that.
我觉得蜘蛛当不了好宠物 I don't think spiders make good pets.
为什么当不了 Why not?
因为蜘蛛不会爱人 You know, spiders don't have the capacity to love.
不像狗狗 狗狗爱你全心全意 猫猫爱你二分之一 Not like a dog. Dogs, they'll love ya and cats half-love ya.
我常说 永远不要和超过四条腿的东西交朋友 I always say never make friends with anything with more than four legs.
但蜘蛛只知道两件事 But a spider only knows two things,
那就是进食和捕杀 and that's eat and kill.
我不赞同 I disagree.
好吧 Okay.
我能看看吗 May I see?
好的 Okay.
看看是什么 See what we got here.
卧槽 What the?
她不喜欢你 She doesn't like you.
不行 不行 不行 这简直是宰人 No! No, no, no, no. That price is too much.
女士 咱是明码标价 Ma'am, the price is the price.
你爸都没收过这么多 Your father never charged this much.
我看着像我爸吗 Do I look like my father?
听着 我价钱很公道 Listen! My prices are fair.
我只给一半 I pay half.
你个缺德鬼 又讨厌又抠门 You lack character. You're cheap. You're mean and cheap.
你 这活应该由你来干 You! You should be doing this.
该死的老巫婆 Goddamn that scary looking motherfucker.
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry about that.
我给整栋楼都喷了药 I sprayed this whole damn building,
你们却只想付一半 and all you want to pay is half.
你可以寄发票吧 You're right to send the invoice, yeah?
可以 Yeah.
没事 我知道你饿了 It's okay. I know you're hungry.
还想吃吗 Want some more?
艾里克是科学家吧 Erik's a scientist, right?
楼上那个艾里克吗 才不是 他告诉你的？ Erik from upstairs? God no, did he tell you that?
他不是科学家 他是个生物系学生 He's not a scientist, he's a biology student.
他所有东西都是他妈买的 His mum buys everything for him.
他在上面想用鱼内脏什么的 He's up there trying to cure diabetes
来治疗糖尿病 with fishguts or something.
他是个怪家伙 你最好离他远点 He's a weird guy, you should stay away from him.
嗨 艾里克 Hi, Erik.
夏洛特 有什么事吗 Charlotte, can I help you?
我想跟你买个鱼缸 I want to buy one of your fish tanks.
我有63.85美元 够吗 I have 63 dollars and 85 cents. Is that enough?
我都不知道你也养鱼 I didn't know you had fish.
我没养鱼 我养了只蜘蛛 I don't, I have a spider.
这是什么蜘蛛 What kind of spider is it?
我也不知道 谷歌上都找不到匹配的 I don't know, I can't find a match on Google.
蜘蛛一般长得有多快 How fast do spiders usually grow?
那要看情况 有些几周就能长到成年体 Well, that depends, some reach maturity in a few weeks.
有些要长好几年 Some take years.
蜘蛛能在几个小时内长到两倍大吗 Could a spider grow twice as big in a couple of hours?
不会 那在生理上是不可能的 No, that is a physiological impossibility.
但这只可以 Not for this one.
想不想看它进食 Want to see her feed?
夏洛特 你爸妈知道你在这儿吗 Charlotte, do your parents know that you're here?
她喜欢暗处 She likes the dark.
瞧好了 Watch this.
这是她的求食信号 That's her feeding call.
表示她饿了 That means she's hungry.
夏洛特 蜘蛛是没有声带的 Charlotte, spiders don't have vocal chords.
这不是蜘蛛 This is not a spider.
我说了 这只不一样 I told you, this one's different.
慢着 Wait!
如果这玩意有毒 那最好别打开 If this thing is venomous that is not a good idea.
不用担心 我一直这样喂它 Don't worry, I do this all the time.
很酷吧 Cool, right?
想不想看看她的样子 You want to see what she looks like?
夏洛特 我可以免费借你一个鱼缸 Charlotte, I will lend you one of my tanks, no charge.
但我必须先确定 But I need to make sure
鱼缸是否适合这个物种栖息 that it is the exact right enclosure for this species or it could be harmful.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
只要把它留给我一小会儿 If you just leave this with me for a short while,
我会把它转移到合适的容器里 I'll transfer it to the correct case
然后直接拿给你 and bring it straight down to you.
-我能看着吗 -不行 Can I watch? No!
我得一个人做 这个过程容不得一丝差错 I need to do this alone. It is an extremely delicate process.
我只有这一个要求 This really is all that I ask.
行 但你给我的时候 Okay, but when you bring her back
一定不要让伊森看到了 make sure Ethan doesn't see.
当你说 When you said
你打算坦白这件事的时候 that you were going to be honest about this?
-你是认真的吗 -我当然是认真的 Did you mean it? Of course I meant it.
但如果我能接下这个活 我们就能搬出去了 But if I take this job we can finally move out of here.
还能帮夏洛特补牙 We can even get Charlotte's teeth fixed.
拜托 夏洛特的牙没问题 Come on, Charlotte's teeth are fine.
如果是利亚姆的牙 你分分钟就给他补好了 If it were Liam's teeth, you'd get them fixed in a second.
哇 Wow!
小心点 Hey, be careful.
玛丽亚 我是伊森 Maria! It's Ethan.
我找到你的狗了 I've got your dog.
我开门让邦妮进来 可以吗 Okay, I'm just going to open the door and let Bonnie in, okay?
她最近有什么异常行为吗 Had she been acting strangely recently?
喜怒无常 抑郁 Moody, depressed?
呃 抑郁 她是个大酒鬼 Um, depressed, ah, she's a big drinker, so...
你去她屋里做什么 What were you doing in her apartment?
我去还她的狗 Just bringing her dog back.
但敲门没人应 我有把万能钥匙 于是... And when there was no answer I I have a skeleton key, so...
你怎么会有万能钥匙 Why do you have a skeleton key?
我是公寓管理员 I'm the building supervisor.
-是这样吗 -是的 Ah, is that right? Yep.
接吧 Go ahead.
喂 Yeah.
我是艾里克·约翰·广 我打来是为了… This is Erik John Kwong here, I'm calling in regards...
你是谁 Who is this?
我是艾里克·约翰·广 我打来是为了… This is Erik John Kwong here, I'm calling in regards...
谁 Who?
我打来是为了你女儿夏洛特的事 I'm calling about your daughter, Charlotte.
她怎么了 What about her?
主要问题是我的一部分论文 The main issue is that part of my dissertation
涉及蜘蛛学 involves arachnology,
所以我在这方面有一定的研究 so I have a fair bit of knowledge in these areas,
但我不知道这是什么蜘蛛 and I have no idea what kind of spider this is.
这很令人担忧 That is worrying.
你不该把这玩意留在公寓里 You should not be keeping this in your apartment.
你说的很有趣 艾里克 That's all very interesting, Erik,
但我可以保证 夏洛特不会在公寓里 but I assure you Charlotte's not keeping a spider
养蜘蛛 in the apartment.
我怀疑这是一种有剧毒的蛛形纲动物 I suspect this a highly venomous arachnid.
可能会致命 It could be a killer.
老实说 我认为这是卫生安全部的问题 I honestly think this is an issue for the Department of Health and Safety.
慢着 慢着 致命？ Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. A killer?
卫生安全部 Health and Safety!
我们说的是哪种蜘蛛啊 What kind of spider are we talking about here?
大蜘蛛 A big one!
我勒个去 Fucking, fuck!
别生气 是我说邦妮可以留下来 Don't get mad, I said that Bonnie can stay
呆个几天 直到我们… for just a couple of days until we...
夏洛特 Charlotte!
你打算什么时候告诉我们 When were you going to tell us
你在屋里养了一只巨型毒蜘蛛 you had a giant venomous spider in this house?
养了什么 A what?
我刚从艾里克那里回来 有只… I've just came back from Erik's apartment and there is--
你对小刺叮做了什么 What have you done with Sting?
艾里克要把那东西交给卫生部 Erik's taking that thing down to the Department of Health.
有利亚姆在 家里不能有毒蜘蛛 We are not having a venomous arachnid in this home near Liam.
艾里克 Erik?
艾里克 艾里克 开门 Erik! Erik, open up!
艾里克 Erik!
你没权利这么做 You had no right to do that.
听着 夏洛特 Listen, Char...
你都没跟我商量一下 You didn't even talk to me about it.
就直接送走了她 You just took her away from me.
我明白 I understand.
我看过你的《尖牙少女》漫画 I read your 'Fang Grrl' comic book,
烂透了 and it sucks!
你把所有的精华都剔了 You've taken out everything that's cool,
你画死了教授 and you've killed the Professor!
他是整个故事的灵魂人物之一 He's one of the most important characters of the whole thing.
你为什么要这样做 Why would you do that?
我也不知道为什么 I don't know why--
放屁 Bullshit!
你不喜欢他 只是因为他以我爸爸为原型 You just don't like him because he's based on my dad.
而我爸爸很了不起 And my dad is awesome.
所以他才一直不来看你吗 Is that why he never visits?
伊森 Ethan!
他住在泰国 你个白痴 他来不了 He lives in Thailand, you idiot. He can't visit.
他就住在大桥对面 开车25分钟就到了 He lives across the Bridge, it's a 25 minute drive.
你怎么能这么说 Oh, how dare you.
妈妈 Mum?
小夏 Char!
嘿 Hey...
你给我走开 Get away from me!
我真是谢谢你 伊森 Thanks a lot, Ethan.
这能大大提升她的自信心 That's going to be a real boost for her self-confidence.
-干得好 -对不起 Nice work. Well, I'm sorry.
好吧 总得有人告诉她 你又不愿意说 Alright, well someone had to tell her. You weren't going to.
他都回来六个月了 她应该知道 He's been back for six months, she should know that.
这不该由你决定 That is not your job to decide.
不该我决定 我是她爸 It's not my decision! I'm her dad!
我是吗 Am i?
我是她爸吗 Am I her dad?
他拍屁股走人了 但我留下了 Because he left. I'm here!
这件事与她无关 This! This here had nothing to do with her.
这是你的问题 This was about you.
夏洛特 Charlotte!
夏洛特 亲爱的 对不起 Charlotte, sweetheart. I'm sorry.
对 吃吧 Yes! Eat!
快快长大 Grow as big as you can.
下一个是谁 Who's next?
谢谢了 伊森 Thanks a lot, Ethan.
（等等… 我刚杀死了我爸吗）
（我闭上眼睛 召唤力量）
（复活亡者）
（然后数数 1 2 3）
（抱歉害死了你 爸爸…）
你该见见我闺女 You should meet my daughter.
妈 我就是你闺女 I am your daughter, Mum.
搞不懂我们何必如此麻烦 I don't know why we bother.
她有一半时间都不知道自己在哪儿 She doesn't even know where she is half the time.
甘特 外面不是有把扫帚等着骑吗 Gunter, isn't there a broomstick out there somewhere that needs riding?
（桑迪 语音信箱）
嗨 伊森 我是桑迪 Hi Ethan, this is Sandy here.
听着 这本书剩下的部分我们不得不找艾伦合作 Listen, we've had to go with Alan for the rest of the book.
很抱歉 但这几页 I'm really sorry, but these pages,
来的不是很及时 they're just not coming fast enough
事到如今 已经不能取消发行了 and we're really in too deep now to cancel the run.
虽然并不理想 但我们还是希望 Obviously this is not ideal but we're still very much hoping
你能重新加入进来 that you can jump back on board for some of them.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
你在干嘛 Hey, what you doing?
我在修暖气 I'm fixing the heater.
你这样叫修暖气？ Like that, you're fixing the heater?
是的 这是正规技术 Yeah it's a... a legitimate technique.
这样修得好个屁 This isn't working out.
这个月过了再看 但在那之后 We'll see out the month but after that,
不准再来这里瞎搞了 there's no more work here.
你连家人的工资都吞吗 You take a paycheck away from your own family?
你不是家人 You're not family.
你为什么讨厌我 Why do you hate me?
我不是讨厌你 伊森 I don't hate you, Ethan.
我觉得你是个好人 但你很懦弱 I think you're a nice guy, but you're weak,
就像所有懦夫一样 日子一旦变得艰难 and like all weak men, when the going gets hard,
你就会离开 you leave!
我只是在帮大家一个大忙 I'm just going to do everyone a big favour,
帮你脱身 and help ya out the door.
咪咪 咪咪 Hey kitty, kitty, kitty.
咪咪 咪咪 Kitty, kitty, kitty!
笨猫 Stupid cat!
咪咪 Kitty?
咪咪 Kitty!
你在喊谁 Who you talking to?
是只猫 It's the cat.
我们有猫吗 We have a cat?
闭嘴吧 海尔格 Oh, shut up, Helga.
咪咪 咪咪 Kitty, kitty!
咪咪 Kitty?
这啥情况 What! What's that?
你在里面干什么 What you doing in there?
快点出来 你个笨猫 Come on out, you stupid animal.
我喝太多了 I'm much too drunk for this.
咪咪 Kitty?
烂手电筒 Stupid flashlight.
咪咪 Kitty?
国家气象局称 The National Weather Service is now calling this
这次是本州有史以来最恶劣的一场暴风雪 the worst ice storm in the State's history.
风速持续高达每小时45英里... With sustained wind speeds of up to 45 miles per hour...
不好意思 托德 I'm so sorry, Todd,
我待会儿再打给你 I'm going to have to call you right back.
夏洛特 Charlotte.
你能带邦妮和你弟弟 Can you take Bonnie and your brother
去别的房间玩一会儿吗 into the other room for a minute, please?
走吧 利亚姆 Come on, Liam.
要不要说说是怎么回事 You want to tell me what just happened here?
对不起 我不该冲动 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
伊森 我觉得你该去看医生 Ethan, I think you need to get some help.
最近发生了太多事 Just there's a lot going on at the moment,
我只是… and I just, ah...
不管你发生了什么 Whatever's going on with you...
都不该当着孩子的面发火 it can't be happening in front of the kids.
我失控了 I'm losing it, ah...
你不是失控 伊森 你是在失去我们 You're not losing it, Ethan. You're losing us.
你明不明白 Do you understand?
我爱你 I love you.
真的 I really do.
但我不能再这样了 But I can't do this again.
妈 Mum?
到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
该死 Oh shit!
邦妮 Bonnie?
邦妮 Bonnie!
小刺叮 Sting?
小刺叮 Sting!
把他还回来 Bring him back!
艾里克 Erik?
艾里克 Erik!
你对门有什么意见吗 You got a problem with doors?
外婆 看着我 Grandma, look at me.
你最近有没有看到什么奇怪或恐怖的东西 Have you seen anything freaky or scary recently?
哦 Oh!
有条狗 一条黑狗 样子很奇怪 There was a dog, a black dog, a strange animal.
我想摸它时 它一下子就跑开了 When I try to pet it she runs from me.
它跑开了？ It ran from you? Ja.
别脱下这件衣服 外婆 Don't take this off, Grandma.
好 Okay.
我去找人帮忙 好吗 I'm going to go get some help, okay?
-好吗 -好的 Ja? Ja.
如果电话能打通了 But if the phone line comes back on,
你必须马上报警 you have to call the police.
报警吗 行 The police? Ja.
你知道号码吗 Do you know the number?
什么号码 What number?
保重 外婆 Take care, Grandma.
你要保重 You take care.
好奇怪的小姑娘 What a strange girl.
伊森 Ethan?
伊森 Ethan!
伊森 Ethan?
求求你 救救我 Help me... Please!
小心 小心 Be careful. Be careful!
慢点 Careful!
别碰到网 Don't touch the web.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
并不好 Not really.
妈妈呢 利亚姆呢 Where's Mum? Where's Liam?
我不知道 I don't know.
我帮你把网弄掉 好吗 I can get these webs off, okay?
但你会掉下去 But then you'll drop.
你必须抓住这些凹槽 You have to hang on to these grooves.
-你能做到吗 -行 Do you think you can do that? Okay.
没问题 Okay!
谁啊 Who is it?
我是弗兰克 灭虫专家 It's Frank! The exterminator.
快点帮我开门 Buzz me up, damn it!
伊森 你能爬到活板门那里吗 Ethan, do you think you can make it to the trapdoor?
没事的 我有樟脑丸水 对她来说就像酸一样 It's okay, I have mothball water. It's like acid to her.
-能伤到她 好吗 -好的 It hurts her. Okay? Okay.
你叫了“灭虫兄弟”来抢我的活儿？ You called the Bugbrothers out to re-do my job?
好了 Okay.
利亚姆 Liam?
利亚姆 利亚姆 Liam! Liam!
我来了 I'm coming!
伊森 伊森 停下 嘘 Ethan, Ethan, stop! Shh, shh, shh!
别动 Don't move.
伊森 Ethan!
不准碰她 Don't you fucking touch her!
再下来 老子就宰了你 Come down here again, I'll fucking kill you!
你把她吓跑了 You scared her away.
你没事吧 嘿 夏洛特 Are you okay? Hey, Charlotte!
我没事 I'm okay.
都怪我 It's all my fault.
这不怪你 听我说 看着我 This is not your fault. Listen to me. Look at me.
看着我 Look at me!
这不是你的错 知道吗 This is not your fault, okay?
我们现在必须一起除掉祸害 Now we have to deal with this together.
我们一起 Together!
走吧 Let's go!
别走 别丢下我 No! No, don't leave me here.
别丢下我 Don't leave me.
夏洛特 我不会丢下你的 Charlotte, I'm never going to leave you.
我绝不会丢下你 I am never going to leave you.
-什么鬼啊 -弗兰克 What the fuck! Frank?
那是什么玩意儿 What the fuck was that?
是小刺叮 It's Sting.
小刺叮 Sting!
那是你的蜘蛛？ That's your spider?
你为什么不能养只狗狗 Why didn't you get a fucking dog!?
我要离开这儿 Ah, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
海尔格 Helga!
老太太 快下来 Hey old lady, get your arse down here!
你得除掉那个怪物 You need to neuter that motherfucker, man!
我要离开这个鬼地方 I'm getting the fuck out of this place.
那是最后一瓶了 That's the last one.
妈的 锁住了 Fuck! It's locked.
妈的 门锁住了 Fuck! It's locked!
-妈的 -我们被困住了 Fuck! We're trapped.
这门打不开 This fucking door won't open!
嘿 钥匙呢 Hey! Where's the key?
你有钥匙没 我跟你说话呢 有钥匙没 Yo, you got a key? I'm talking! Do you have a fucking key?
嘿 嘿 冷静点 Hey, hey, calm down.
钥匙在哪儿 Where's the key?
弗兰克 放开我 这要是洒了 我们就死定了 Frank! Get the hell off of me. If this spills, we're dead!
这是什么 What is it?
樟脑丸水 It's mothball water!
就是水 里面加了樟脑丸 It's water, with mothballs in it.
这个可以烧断她的网 能伤到她 It burns her webs. It hurts her.
-给我 -你在干嘛 Well, give me that shit. What the hell are you doing?
-这是最后一瓶 -滚开 -It's the last-- Fuck off!
去多做些樟脑丸汁 Well, go make some more mothball juice.
弗兰克 别全用完了 这是我们仅剩的武器 Frank, don't use it all! It's the only weapon we have left.
去你的 去你们俩的 Fuck you! Fuck both of y'all!
留着你的樟脑丸汁吧 老子还有射钉枪 Keep your little mothball juice. I got the equaliser right here.
耶 Yeah!
我们去灭了这只杂种 Let's kill this bitch!
别跟我耍花样 Stop... fucking... with... me!
对 你最好快逃 混蛋 Yeah, yeah, you better run, bitch!
我就跟你玩玩 混蛋 Let's play, motherfucker!
来啊 出来啊 Let's go! Come out!
它流血了 It's bleeding!
说明我们能杀掉它 That means we can kill it!
不好 樟脑丸水 都被冲掉了 No! The water! It's washing it off.
我们失去保护了 We're not protected anymore.
放开我 Let go!
到垃圾压实机里面去 Get in the garbage compactor.
夏洛特 快到垃圾压实机里面去 Charlotte! Get in the garbage compactor.
立刻 快点 Now! Come on.
妈 Mum!
希瑟 Heather!
利亚姆 Liam?!
天啊 Oh my God!
希瑟 他还有呼吸吗 Heather! Is he breathing?
天啊 Oh my God!
他没事吧 Is he okay? Is he okay?
我的天 Oh my God!
过来吧 小刺叮 来吃东西 Come on, Sting! Come and get some food.
伊森 Ethan!
我闭上眼睛 数到三 I close my eyes and count to three.
一 二 三 One, two, three...
伊森 Ethan?
利亚姆 Liam.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Dad.
我也爱你 I love you too.
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